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Stay informed about the latest developments in a world forever altered. Discover the stories that matter in our changing reality.
Banker Barters Savings of 6 Camps for Beef Jerky
A Wildsbank banker recently made headlines for trading away the collective savings of six survival camps for an endless supply of beef jerky.
Megacorp Offers Cremating Service for Newly Deceased Employees
The latest offering from the mega-conglomerate Pay-N-Git Ltd. is both unique and chilling…or not — they now provide cremation service for their newly deceased employees.
Bank of the Gods Surrenders East Coast Properties After Cage Fight Loss
Bank of the Gods LLC (BOTG) has officially surrendered half of its East Coast properties following a devastating cage fight loss to none other than GristMill Foods East (GMF-E)
Undead Global Football League Cancelled Due to Stench and Detached Limbs
In a shocking turn of events, the Undead Football League (UFL) has officially been cancelled due to the overwhelming stench and detached limbs that have plagued the season.
Post-zombies, Why Are You Going to Work?
While the walking dead shuffle through the streets and our brains and other bits are constantly on the menu, the question remains: Why do we keep trying to shop and go to work like it’s business as usual?
Racist Infuriated at Being Repeatedly Rescued by ‘Those People’
As the world has fallen to pieces, you would think there would be less time to focus on bigotry, yet there exists a man whose existence is as perplexing as it is irritating.
5 Tips for Avoiding Your Recently Infected Loved Ones
What’s more real than avoiding your recently infected loved ones, especially when you don’t want to catch whatever they’ve got? Here are five expert tips to help you steer clear of those pesky germy relatives.
Longhorn Tower High-Rise Attacked by Working Class Combatants
According to reports, the tower residents would regularly consume Cheezy-Boy snack crackers. On its own, that’s not enough to spark a riotous attack, however the indignity would follow.
Where Should All The Boo Boo Go?
In the post-apocalyptic world, amidst the chaos, rubble, and scarcity, one question has been plaguing our readers: Where should all the boo boo go? Yes, folks, we’re talking about that most pressing and peculiar concern – the proper disposal of poop in these trying times.